Good luck in the frozen tundra, at least i know your bed will be kept warm (at least for now). I don’t want to be bitter and angry but when i took Odin you said you would help me until i was out of school so i am sorry that i might be SUPREMELY annoyed with an email saying “By taking him you have assumed full responsibility, and although I was more than willing to help with this recent visit I will no longer be chipping in for him financially.” You are kind of a worthless lying p.o.s. and i am glad you are moving because if i have to see you in a social situation after the end of the month i will vomit.
Now to happy thoughts: I AM FUCKING FREE! while taking care of Ode completely by myself will blow and my credit cards are going to fill the fuck up, i am so happy that you are the one to leave. I hope you get something great out of the move, though. I certainly am. My plan is to stop feeling worthless, to stop getting so unbelievably angry at the mere sight of your twitter handle, to effectively control my blood pressure when someone mentions you (“Why would you want to raise your blood pressure?” “So i can lower it…”).
2012 will be a year of school work, handling my maid of honor duties, and absolutely not at all trying to find a guy. I need to figure my shit out and i dont need to be distracted, it isnt worth it, and i need to kick this program’s ass. I didnt do so hot on my midterms so i need to turn that around (No fails but still not good). So it is time to start thinking about a resolution. I think it will have something to do with trying to be the happiest person i can be with the situations i am given. Dont worry, i will refine the wording in time.
I hope this picture makes people as happy as it makes me

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